Sunday - Aug 30 - Pennsylvania
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To the sound of crickets and the smell of a campfire, I’ll (M) start the day’s diary.
We thought we’d wander about, see what we could find. Besides traffic and getting lost, Wayne visited a winery, and we meandered across rolling fields of corn and potatoes, dotted with red barns and stone houses. Beautiful.
In Emmaus, to gather our thoughts and sort out where we were, we stopped for an Italian lunch. Sat outside and enjoyed white pizza and Greek salad with anchovies, feta cheese, olives, and dolmas. We brought most of the pizza home.
We decided we had enough driving, but thought we’d make just a small detour on the way home. When we reached Weissport, we parked and joined in the town’s Redneck Festival in the town square.
What is a “redneck?” This is an offensive description which insults someone’s rural background and prejudices, and his or her level of intelligence, education or sophistication. Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has made a career of redneck jokes and maintains it is not a description limited to the South or to farmers (whose necks are red from the sun after days of plowing fields), but is instead an attitude that exists at all levels of society. “You may be a red neck if, ….”
Activities included: ugliest pick-up contest, junkman’s contest, Daisy Duke and Mr. Redneck, pie eating contest (no hands), redneck wedding, chariot race, lawn tractor race, tug-a-war, armpit serenade (that would have been a favorite of our grandson), and watermelon seed spitting contest. Jeff Foxworthy may want to rethink that “all” levels of society.
We watched the junkman’s contest which consisted of four contestants who, one at a time, raced their pick-up truck backwards to a pile of junk (refrigerator, stove, and smaller items), jumped out of their truck, loaded the items into the back, got back into their truck and fastened their seatbelts. This was timed.
The first contestant (he also won the ugliest pick-up contest – it certainly was the dirtiest) fumbled with how to do it. Leaving the refrigerator for the last meant lifting the heaviest piece of junk higher and tossing it on top of everything else -- only to have it slide off. His opponents learned from his mistake, but they had the additional problem that the large appliances began to break apart -- so it took longer to pick up all the pieces. The winner used his head. He loaded the stove, then filled the frig (now door-less) with the smaller pieces before putting it in the truck. Efficient, he won by 15 seconds.
The winner walked away with a large trophy, a Budweiser mirror, a dozen rolls of toilet paper and a bucket. Appropriate prizes!
We missed the chariot races but you can guess that the chariot rider sat atop a toilet on wheels which his partner had to steer through an obstacle course. The redneck wedding is tomorrow. Couples must produce a valid marriage license. Mayor Hagenback will officiate at the ceremonies. The prize for the best dressed couple is a honeymoon weekend at a “resort” hotel. And me, without my marriage license!
W: Now that Margaret has pretty well summed up the day, let me add the photos with miscellaneous comments, all of which are about the Redneck Festival. Although we got some nice shots of grapes at Vynecrest Winery, you’ve all seen grapes. But you may not have seen a Redneck Festival (I’d bet!)
First off, the introductory banner with various articles of clothing hanging to dry on a clothes line was a cute way to announce the festival. Pretty self-explantory.
Next the toilet float (now there are two words you don’t often see together). We didn’t see any other floats but this one must have won – maybe it’s a yearly winner?
M. I think it is also a chariot race vehicle!
The dirtiest pick-up with a full load. He didn’t win the timed contest. (On a side note, I forgot until the contest was over that the little camera can also do short videos. That would have been a good time to try it out.)
And last the Church of Christ entrance with sermon title. ‘Nuff said.



























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